Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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