How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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