Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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