hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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