im gay
i know
yea but for you.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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