Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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