Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Can I color on your dick again?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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