I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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