help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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