you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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