Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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