Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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