i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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