i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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