Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The uberlube is also flammable
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