it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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