is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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