it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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