Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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