I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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