i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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