Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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