FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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