super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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