Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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