He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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