break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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