awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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