I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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