that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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