covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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