I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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