No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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