butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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