eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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