What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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