so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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