i don't like sucking hair
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
