My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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