Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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