I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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