It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
