i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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