so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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