Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
my poor anus
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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