ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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