wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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