She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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