This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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