I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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