Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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