i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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