Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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